For Synbad.

edit for Agro

Beware the softicockness my son!

Beware their slurp slurp slurpiness,
their mumbley dumbledey grumbleness
that sucks money out of the air of us!

Beware the softicockness,
the slippery poodleness
that rub rub rubbinesses
itself up and down handseys and legses!

Beware the softicockness
of vetenarians and blowhardians,
the she'll be right come tomorrow 'uns,
the slap on the backinses,
hands in your pocketes ones!

Oh run all you feelbe minded ones!
You run in circle 'uns and scared of bashing 'uns!
You fearful hogginses,
bloody blockinses, never helpinses
and never passing to the young 'unses ones!.
We have gone beyond your rose coloured status's
and search for rigid penises,
those with sterner stuff than youses
who will rouse the sleeping lots of us
so we'll finally begin to win aginses!

So beware the softicockness my son!
Beware their tantrums and hum de hums,
their bloated gullets and hoorumph eee de dums!
No more lazy boneses or blind eyeses,
we seek the grail of silveriness with our Denis's
so out with all them softicocknesses
and in with the flagrant, rampant, erectinses.

Oh I feel a hard rain's about to fall!
A Navy Blue rain
and when it does
all softcockiness
will slide, oosey goosey
down the drain!

So beware the softicockness my son!
Beware the softy lofty lot of 'em!

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This type of slight is alien in the more cultured part of the world - Walsh. Its up there with mad dogs, Englishmen and the midday sun!

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And I have asked to be where no storms come.

hang on a sainter with a sense of humour - shit i'm doing something wrong

but thanks.

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This type of slight is alien in the more cultured part of the world - Walsh. Its up there with mad dogs, Englishmen and the midday sun!

Wait a tick..DB,

Given what Cockiness is, is soft cockiness the wrong adj.?

Shoud it be softcocknicity? (although that would be a bugger to rhyme!!)

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“Every single element of the Club has to be the best in the league, meticulously and methodically, and only by doing this will we be elite and challenge for number 17.”
Greg Lee

Synbad labelled it softcockiness (least I think that was the word he used ) in another thread an who am I to argue with the great man

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This type of slight is alien in the more cultured part of the world - Walsh. Its up there with mad dogs, Englishmen and the midday sun!

I had seen the quote...


I was just a bit distressed about the mental image ......

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“Every single element of the Club has to be the best in the league, meticulously and methodically, and only by doing this will we be elite and challenge for number 17.”
Greg Lee

yeah it sent me into really dark places

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This type of slight is alien in the more cultured part of the world - Walsh. Its up there with mad dogs, Englishmen and the midday sun!

I think Synbad meant "Soft Cockedness" not "Soft Cockiness" - there is a difference, although far be it for me to put words in Synbad's mouth.

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"Hence you will not say that Greeks fight like heroes but that heroes fight like Greeks"?

Winston Churchill

Lets not split hairs

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Green Shooter

he was talking about 'softcockness' but I added the 'i' to get a bit closer to jabberwocky - artistic license and all that

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This type of slight is alien in the more cultured part of the world - Walsh. Its up there with mad dogs, Englishmen and the midday sun!

Softcockiness could fit anyway, as you could say it's the opposite of cockiness, IE self belief.

Or sumtin.

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And I have asked to be where no storms come.

For the context of this discussion:

(i) Cockiness - "Over confidence and self-belief"

(ii) Softcock - "Lacking heart, ticker"

Synbad in his use of the term "Soft Cockidness" was referring to (ii) not to (i).

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"Hence you will not say that Greeks fight like heroes but that heroes fight like Greeks"?

Winston Churchill

Are you trying to say dannyboy put softcockiness in Synbad's mouth?

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I think I've got Laycockiness

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Love Cricket? Love me

Jesus Agro you pedantic old fart!

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This type of slight is alien in the more cultured part of the world - Walsh. Its up there with mad dogs, Englishmen and the midday sun!

Jesus - Check.

Agro - Check.

You - Check.

Pedantic - Check

Fart - Check

Old - now come on.

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"Hence you will not say that Greeks fight like heroes but that heroes fight like Greeks"?

Winston Churchill

you know when I wrote that I just new it would be old that would get your old goat up

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This type of slight is alien in the more cultured part of the world - Walsh. Its up there with mad dogs, Englishmen and the midday sun!

Hey Dee Boy..............

what the HELLS goin on there............!

you sound like a pirate on acid.........but i do love it.......!

not the acid............the pirate........!

and Munga is not pednantic.........!


kindest regards tommi

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that'siti'mnotchangingthistagain......!

hey tommi this was all synbad's fault his softcockness had me laughing for hours - everyone thought i was strange (well stranger) as the tears rolled down my vcheeks every time thought of that line. Just wanted it to be remembered forever.

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This type of slight is alien in the more cultured part of the world - Walsh. Its up there with mad dogs, Englishmen and the midday sun!

softcockness is in the dicktionary ... has a picture of Campo next to it...

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