If you're not doing anything Saturday,"Football Superstar" Lance Whitnall will be at the new Northcote TAB.
He'll be there between 4 and 5 and he'll be drawing the raffle.
You may be able to get a tip off him!

I've got a tip for him but somehow I dont think it will sink in.

Who said footballers dont do anything for the community?

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Looking forward to seeing our potential realised.

Surely Mick McGuane was available?

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This might sound extreme in the context of alleged sexual assault, drunken violence and a drug trafficking charge...

Great timing by Lance with gambling now raising its head in the media.

Poor guy can't time anything right these days.

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Mjonc signing off at 8888

If you mean the proverbial tip of your boot right up his date to get him going.....you might be right, but I hope it would work.

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

I'm doing something on Saturday.

In retail its always pays to get one of your best customers involved in promoting your business.

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"Hence you will not say that Greeks fight like heroes but that heroes fight like Greeks"?

Winston Churchill

I'm not doing anything, but I won't be there.

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"Two roads diverged in a wood,
and I,
I took the one less travelled by,
and that has made all the difference."

Robert Frost

I'm washing my hair.....

Hmmmm...that reminds me, visual jokes don't work as well on the net without pics...

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

Assume you are bold.......

and daring.

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Looking forward to seeing our potential realised.

Classic ad on the Radio for this

You'd think Whitnall was someone actually worth meeting.

Its like inviting Warney as key-notes speaker at a Women's conference

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Love Cricket? Love me

I bit the bullet a couple of years back, and now it's #1 cut for me.....

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And so while others miserably pledge themselves to the pursuit of ambition and brief power, I will be stretched out in the shade, singing.

While Lance will be drawing the raffle, Hulmey will be out front starting fights, Houlihan will be drinking spritzers in the corner and Laurie will be flogging his stash to anyone who will listen.

Sure to be a great arvo.

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Writer for SuperCoach Paige www.scpaige.com.au
Twitter - @johnfeeney24

Can you delay him an hour or so so I've got time to get back over from Moonee Valley

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"The ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent." Qui-Gon Jinn 15-05-2005

"there’s more chance of me becoming the full forward for the [Western Bulldogs] than there is of any change in the Labor Party." Julia Gillard 18-05-2010

Big Red as a Barrel Girl.... whoooda-thunk-it?!

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When Dick became President, it was as if everyone at Carlton came out of the hailstorm and into the sunshine - Stephen Kernahan

YARRAN!!





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How smart is this guy???
.............. or broke?????

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Some guys do photo shoots, some open TABs.

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Get comfortable being uncomfortable

I heard the radio ad for this last night on SEN. It was aired in a break whilst Schwarz was bleeding his heart out over how gambling had ruined his life and how it destroyed AFL footballers etc etc etc. You could not possibly have had worse timing if you tried. Right after ox was talking about how evil gambling is there is an ad for the Northcote TAB to meet Lance Whitnall.

Almost like Semtex explosives advertising during a break in the 2mins silence in London. Very poor taste and very badly timed.

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"Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he think he was doing at the time?" Billy Connolly

That's my local TAB…might say hi to Whits when I'm putting a bet on the Swans


*I'll remember to give him a kiss for you Synbad

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#DonTheStash

Dont forget to tell him from me.... "Race 2 number 5"

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