Two lowlights for me on the weekend.

1. We have soft little players who are scared of being thumped (teague excluded) and just cant/wont be bothered to back up team mates.
The softest softie award definately goes to houla
The softie second award goes to Bryan (thank god he can kick or he would be useless). That dropped mark was a larf and boy he looked like he was about to shit himself!
I wonder if the local under 12's could beat our boys up, they would certainly be more aggressive.

2. Do we have a skills coach? If we do sack him!!! NOW!!!! Our disposal is utterly emabarrasing,

Unfortunately in this day and age you cant play footy wearing a skirt and a blindfold.

Im prepared to pay for a sex change for half of the team to save the confusion... anyone else want to contribute?

I don't really agree with your choice of "targets", but agree with your general sentiment.
The lack of willingness to be physical in the contests for the ball is as much a cancer as we faced by the "player revolt" at the end of 2003, and it needs to be cut out.

the sooner, the better.

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