wasthesonofapreacherman wrote:
All humour aside Hackenschmidt- if that's what you call it - I think Synbad's point is totally valid. Why should someone be HANDED the captaincy of the most decorated AFL club in existence because others are deemed to young, or in Fev's case, slightly inapropriate. Why do people continually congratulate Lance for maintaining his weight? What other players in his alleged price bracket struggle to maintain their fitness and are given a pat on the back for doing so? He's a proffessional athlete and has admitted to struggling with a diet, not some congenital defect! Why do all CHF/CHB's look so physically imposing and athletic, when dear old Lance struggles to get the slightest bit of definition, anywhere. He rode 64km's on one day, big bloody whoop, was that in hilly terrain or was that on a recumbent bike? It's so frustrating when we congratulate mediocrity. Did you hear Tex bragging about doing a half marathon in the papers? I do believe Lance had a reasonably good season, but I'm not about to blow smoke up his arse for doing the bare minumum, especially when he's such a high profile person eager to get the captancy. Give it to someone that does all the right things at training, helps the youngsters out by taking them under his wing, and has valuable input on the field.
What do you mean ''all humour aside'', wasthesonofapreacherman (if that really is your name) ?
Synbad and I were having a serious intellectual discussion about a great work of literature and its relevant theme of how the past can be ''controlled'' by those who have total control of the means of communication.
Nearly all the citizens of Oceania believed that Oceania had never had an alliance with Eurasia, even though it did have an alliance within the previous 4 years.
When Brendan Fevola crashed into Lance Whitnall at Telstra Dome v Melbourne half way through 2002, inflicting a season ending shoulder injury upon him, Whitnall was in superb form and on target to win the best and fairest. Yet mainstream opinion would have us believe that Whitnall has, since 2000, in the words of Synbad, ''been as useless as tits on a bull.''
Another relatively high placing in the best and fairest of 2003 after missing a big chunk of the season with a knee injury, shows that back to back best and fairests would have been highly possible for Lance in 02/03 with a bit of luck with injury.
2004 was easily Lance's worst year as he battled chronic knee and foot injuries.
So overall, 1997 - remarkable for a 17 year old
1998 - outstanding
1999 - very good
2000 - outstanding
2001 - very good
2002 - shoulder injury cost him B and F
2003 - knee injury may have cost him B and F
2004 - worst season ever
2005 - 3rd in best and fairest
2006 - best and fairest
By my calculations, that makes 9 out of 10 good seasons.
Tits on a bull ? Very useful tits if you ask me.
Fully functional, lactating tits.
wasthesonofapreacherman, I'm not asking you to blow smoke up Lance's arse. I'm not asking you to blow smoke up anyone's arse.
All I'm asking is that you take your football and literature more seriously , and that you acknowledge that if Lance were ''tits on a bull'', he would be a fairly useful set of tits with his superb play reading ability. And please refrain from cracking any jokes about Lance having manboobs in response to the ''tits on a bull'' simile.