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WTF is this shit? Make up your mind what the story's about? Who pays this arsehole? Is he not under any supervision? A story about bumps, has to mention that Pagan and Collo told Smith he was a cauliflower to us last week?

Pardon the French, but I have had enough of this cauliflower! What Carlton supporting journo gets in the paper and bags the Filt, or the Scum for that matter? This is an absolute travesty...

Come on Blues, win flags and show this prick how much better than Essendon* we are!

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Just read the tripe Fatprick spewed forth- I'd sworn off him after his last epiosode of ranting - and can't belive the gratuitous crap he delivers. Still, this sort of punitive provocation is the cross we must now bear...

But we shall not forget.

Anyway what @#$%&! game does he want played - badminton? tiddlewinks? Softcockball?

I wish these flowers would shut up and leave the game alone! They've [REDACTED] it up enough all ready.

P.S. I actually used three different forms of the word @#$%&!, they all just came out the same - Noun, Adjective and Verb! Ah, what a word.

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WTF he writes an article about bumps and yet finds time to divert from the topic to have another spew about Carlton. I would love to see him at an after game press conference and have Dennis tell him to F@%&#! off as hes not welcome.

Better still, ban the piece of sh*t from press conferences altogether. It's not like we risk bad publicity.

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Fatprick and Demetrispew have been identified as a new species of animal unrelated to the Humans (Homo Sapiens Sapiens).

In a National Geographic Special Investigation, with the assistance of the International Genome investigation team from Oxford they have been identified as:

"Turdilpithecus Fertilinzis In Erratum".

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How good will it be when we are winning premierships again and this C0*ksucker is slowly drowning in a festering pool of his own bile and vitriol!!

Lets all club together and send him some mars bars, red bulls, chocolates and Maccy D's and wait for his arteries to finally close over.

Did he fall off his roof, was it really a cry for help or was he pushed!!

If we could liken the AFL to Austin Powers, Demetriturd would be Dr Evil and Smith would be Fat B*stard.......Babyback.....Babyback......Babyback ribs!!!!

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Smith would be Fat B*stard!!!



More like Fat Bastard's leavings. :wink:

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Oh it was almost as easy as Dean Rioli. Almost.

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He would look even funnier if you superimposed his head on someone else's body.


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Could somebody out there with photoshop do Demetriturd's head on Dr Evil, preferrably with the pinky up to the cnr of the mouth etc. For a bonus elephant stamp you could also do Adrian Anderson as Mini Me!!!!

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He would look even funnier if you superimposed his head on someone else's body.


Was going to say, you just put up a piccy of him, no work needed. :lol:

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2ndeffort wrote:
Could somebody out there with photoshop do Demetriturd's head on Dr Evil, preferrably with the pinky up to the cnr of the mouth etc. For a bonus elephant stamp you could also do Adrian Anderson as Mini Me!!!!



I still reckon the dogs from the Warner Bros. Cartoon - "Chester & Spike"

"Andrew is my hero, because he's so big and strong and I'm so weak & puny."

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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2ndeffort wrote:
Could somebody out there with photoshop do Demetriturd's head on Dr Evil, preferrably with the pinky up to the cnr of the mouth etc. For a bonus elephant stamp you could also do Adrian Anderson as Mini Me!!!!


Elephant stamp coming my way?

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2ndeffort wrote:
Could somebody out there with photoshop do Demetriturd's head on Dr Evil, preferrably with the pinky up to the cnr of the mouth etc. For a bonus elephant stamp you could also do Adrian Anderson as Mini Me!!!!



I still reckon the dogs from the Warner Bros. Cartoon - "Chester & Spike"

"Andrew is my hero, because he's so big and strong and I'm so weak & puny."

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:




"Nothing, nothing at all, not even a tear at hello." :cry:

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Awesome!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Now if I only knew how to turn it into an avatar!!!

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OK OK, I can feel the elbow in the ribs...

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http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5744,15749664%255E12270,00.html
Get over your Carlton obsession Patrick! And Scott or Michael didn't deserve to be brought to account when jumper punches get the all clear every week.
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Schwab studied the 1997 case in which Carlton's champion Greg Williams was suspended for nine matches after making contact with field umpire Andrew Coates. Carlton's then president John Elliott took the decision to his second home, the courts.

He was successful at the Court of Appeal, which overturned the tribunal's decision. But that ruling was thrown out on a 2-1 decision when the AFL fronted the Supreme Court.

Williams pushed Coates away after the siren had ended the Carlton-Essendon game. Coates had moved towards Williams to settle him down after the Brownlow medallist had become incensed at comments made by Essendon*'s Sean Denham. The case went to the tribunal where acting chairman Shane Maguire, in announcing the verdict, said the incident was most serious and that umpires must be considered sacrosanct. At all times.

Schwab applied his points table which assesses incidents by four measures - conduct (intentional, reckless, negligent), impact (severe, high, medium, low), location (in play, behind play), contact (high, to the body).

Schwab reviewed it this way: Reckless, low impact, in play and to the body. Even though the siren had sounded and the game was over Schwab considered the incident in play because the umpire was in dialogue with the player. Fair enough. The subsequent points tally defined the incident as a level one offence which delivers a two-game suspension.

The poor tribunal record of Williams added to the points but an early plea would have reduced the penalty to one match. So that's nine games in 1997, one game in 2005.

While you might consider nine games at the very most the incident deserved, a one-match suspension is manifestly inappropriate and inadequate
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At least he referred to Greg Williams as a Carlton champion :roll:


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Williams should never have been reported. Period. It is the one thing I am not happy with Collo about.

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